isawsomethingsitting-on-yourbed:

fallen-for-autumn:

So. Excited.

HYPE
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

the-official-satan:

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

You don’t see me pulling that shit

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

tpzl:

estpolis:

dorfs:

leonrw:

leonrw:

Spending $12.5 billion on new aircraft, this is truly a government serious about cuts.

image

UM?????

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theyre gonna bomb all the old people